Elvis: Daddy? It's been a very long time since we have played with purple squeaky. It's been like 20 minutes!
Don: Not right now, I'm watching tv
23 seconds later
Elvis: How about now?
Don: Not right now
18 seconds after that
Elvis: Now?
Don: Not now
1 minute later
Elvis: Look, I've got the ball right here.
Don: Later
Elvis: Don't make me resort to my weiner dog mind tricks
Don: Snort, yeah right
Elvis: You don't believe me? Ask Linus, he knows
Don: Sure thing, now let me watch tv in peace
Linus: Seriously man... just throw the ball... he's got some creepy ancient Germanic vibe you just don't wanna mess with.
Don: Linus, just go back to watching MXC
Elvis: This is your final warning Daddy
Don: Silly dog
Elvis: Hell hath no fury like a weiner dog ignored! Watch my wagging tail.
Elvis: You are getting sleepy.
Elvis: Very sleepy.
Elvis: When I stomp my feet you will be under my command.
Elvis: Do you understand?
Don: I understand Mighty Elvis.
Elvis: I didn't say you had to refer to me as Mighty but I like that. Nice touch Daddy.
Elvis: Thats it! Now throw it!
6 seconds later
Elvis: Good Daddy! Do it again
Elvis: Ummm... you may want to take a small break and get a tissue...gross
Elvis: Now throw it again!
Elvis: AGAIN!!!
Elvis: That's a good daddy, we can rest for a few minutes.
Don: As you wish Mighty Elvis
Elvis: Thursday nights are great.
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