I promise I’m not complaining again, well maybe just a little. But I just want to state for the record that when I become a little old lady I am going to work the little old lady routine like a champ!

"Oh, but I’m OOOOLLLLLD…can you help me please?"

"I don't think i can do that because i'm OOOOLLLLLDDDDD!"

"Do be a dear and....."

It is truly amazing how much crap others will take from a little old lady. Myself currently included. If it were someone younger I was dealing with I would have already reached mega bitch level. But she’s old, so I can’t…. In the meantime, I have knitting machine parts carefully placed all over the house rather than put together because I’m missing a BUTTload of parts.

Yeah, I guess I was complaining. Sorry. Gonna go for another walk with the dogs before I burn in hell for picking on old people.