I'm Frylock, & I'm on top, rock you like a cop

So I took two separate Aqua Teen Hunger Force quizzes. Both prove that I AM FRYLOCK!


You're Frylock! The brains of the operation, you
like to use your smarts for fighting crime and
solving problems. Often, you wonder why people
are such idiots.


Aqua Teen Hunger Force - which character are you?
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OH YEAH!

A typical Thursday night at home

Elvis: Daddy? It's been a very long time since we have played with purple squeaky. It's been like 20 minutes!

Don: Not right now, I'm watching tv

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23 seconds later

Elvis: How about now?

Don: Not right now

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18 seconds after that

Elvis: Now?

Don: Not now

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1 minute later

Elvis: Look, I've got the ball right here.

Don: Later

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Elvis: Don't make me resort to my weiner dog mind tricks

Don: Snort, yeah right

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Elvis: You don't believe me? Ask Linus, he knows

Don: Sure thing, now let me watch tv in peace

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Linus: Seriously man... just throw the ball... he's got some creepy ancient Germanic vibe you just don't wanna mess with.

Don: Linus, just go back to watching MXC

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Elvis: This is your final warning Daddy

Don: Silly dog

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Elvis: Hell hath no fury like a weiner dog ignored! Watch my wagging tail.

Elvis: You are getting sleepy.

Elvis: Very sleepy.

Elvis: When I stomp my feet you will be under my command.

Elvis: Do you understand?

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Don: I understand Mighty Elvis.

Elvis: I didn't say you had to refer to me as Mighty but I like that. Nice touch Daddy.

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Elvis: Thats it! Now throw it!

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6 seconds later

Elvis: Good Daddy! Do it again

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Elvis: Ummm... you may want to take a small break and get a tissue...gross

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Elvis: Now throw it again!

 

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Elvis: AGAIN!!!

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Elvis: That's a good daddy, we can rest for a few minutes.

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Don: As you wish Mighty Elvis

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Elvis: Thursday nights are great.

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Gonna git me a coon skin cap!

Not really, I’m just mad that a raccoon has returned to our backyard. It was gone for months, the fish in our pond were getting huge, all was well. So well, that we moved the turtles to an outdoor enclosure. They were outside for only one night before the raccoon showed up. Now I’m worried about them. Don created a safe & strong cover for them but still. Raccoons are evil and this particular one is huge! He knocked over the plants in the pond and tore up the lily pads and flowers. I don’t think he ate more than one or two fish. But that is bad enough. Poison is out of the question since we have dogs. I hate guns but this guy needs to go…one way or another. Ideas?

Sigh, I’m so sick of my job.

But the end of the season is getting closer & honestly, it isn’t as bad as last season. I had gotten particularly frustrated today & decided to take a break and go browse a thrift store or two. I find it really relaxing to dig through random stuff in thrift stores. I think it may be some sort of ancient hunting & gathering skill my soul requires to stay healthy. I dunno…. But anyway, I am trying to relax while wandering around the store. I was on the verge of letting go of my frustrations, I took a deep “cleansing” breath & ahhhh! I’ll be dammed! Some lady farted! And it was truly awful. I darn near choked. My cleansing breath was totally polluted. I guess I should have known better than to seek clarity & clean air in a thrift store. Tomorrow I will try the park instead. On a brighter note, I did find some really nifty craft magazines from the 1930s & 40s.

Hmmm, as you may have noticed there isn’t much going on in my life right now. Good gawd, I just wrote about a fart…